Killing education in Lebanon.

It has been years since the teachers in Lebanon are asking for their raise and for their permanent job status instead of the contractual basis still they receive no answer and the Chamber of Ministers in Lebanon does not approve and does not even go through their file. 

Thank to our Ministers and all our smart political figures that decided that since the professors are protesting and they wont correct the exams we will consider that all the students passed their official exams. This will get Lebanon into serious problems that will have real bad consequences in the future.

How do you create a stupid society? 

Simple, you don’t offer them education.

How do you create a sectarian society?

You fill them up with politically involved religious beliefs.

How does our politicians keep their places in Lebanon or years and years?

By creating a stupid society based on sectarianism and stupid politically involved beliefs.

How to amuse this society?

By making them believe on a daily basis that each sect is the best and the other sect want to destroy them.

What comes up from this society?

Civil conflict and in the worst case scenarios Civil War.

What is the result of the Civil War?

Less educated people, more militia people, more money for the politicians (arm dealing; drug dealing) 

How to repair after a Civil War?

Education. Oh yeah damn nah it wont work you guys are so dumb that you will vote for them again.

Ok, there are much reason that make the Lebanese situation look alike with the situation in 1975 since if we look at it this way.

– More than 50% of our politicians are descendant from Warlord families or the Warlord themselves

– In 1975 the Palestinian refugees were at their peak when the conflicts started and the government due to its corruption and lack of responsibility couldn’t control the numbers coming into Lebanon. 

– In 2011 the Syrian refugees number started to grow on a daily basis and due to the lack of care… We are the same black hole

– In 1975 Palestinians turned their guns into Lebanon and Israel which started the Civil War.

– In 2014 Pro FSA and ISIS tried many times to open battles in Lebanon and thank God or the Army that made them fail.

– In 1975 Christian parties started to call for arming.

– In 2014 some Christian, Sunni, Shiia and more politicians stupidly called for arming. 

Ok there might be some information that are not accurate, but excuse me, since you all know what I am talking about. 

I hope that each person that got his or her diploma this year will go and apply to a university and continue his studies. When you are given such an opportunity it is considered as a second chance and this chance you wont find it while fighting for those imbeciles that prefer giving you money in order for you to buy a gun instead of paying your tuition. 

Remember, each and every Lebanese is born with the possibility to speak three languages fluently as a native and communicate with the whole world fluently and this is only a small advantage we have from many other advantages we got. 

Learn from your past because if you don’t you will fall into the same hole again.

I will be short with this one, start looking at your country from another perspective and ask yourself do you really want to live this way?

If you don’t your answer will be really simple during the next parliamentary elections.

Cheers.

 

Bernard El-Kahi

#AdelKaramForPresident… Good one… Good call

 

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Well today at 9:30pm on #‏هيدا_حكي‬ Adel Karam will be declaring his electoral program (If you click on the link you will be getting a promo). Anyway that’s not the point… As every Christian Maronite in our beloved Lebanon he has the right to get into the elections with the other weirdos that try to spread their name for some weird causes or prehistorical ways of thinking like Rachid Louis Labaky and Adel Karam talked about him in #‏هيدا_حكي… 

Ok, you have the right to go to the elections, but I have a feeling that it is a big teaser just to make us watch you instead of the Champions League today :/. Nice trick mate! Well, what can I say who announces his electoral plan on the 1/8finals of Champions League! Obama wouldn’t do that man! 

Which makes the teaser probability kind of high… This is from a viewer point of view… I seriously couldn’t care less for what a comedian / wannabe politician wants to announce today as much as I care for the Champions League… Remember in one of your episodes you promoted Heineken’s UEFA final competition. Anyway if you really are going to do that tonight, remember your media planning team has problems, you need to fire some of them :D.

As for the small chances of #AdelKaramForPresident being a serious matter… I think that we got to the point of no-return when a retard like Labaki wants to be the president, a pervert like this Mjabber guy and at last the Comedian of the court Adel Karam well this is how a King’s castle used to look in all medieval movies I watched, there is the king, the Joker, the one that is willing to do anything to be at his place (I can imagine the Moujabber guy there) and the retard… Anyway did somebody watch the movie “Man of the year”? I think Adel is living in its illusion in case he is really serious (the movie’s ending teaches us a great story).

I have nothing against Adel Karam as a comedian, in fact, I always watched his programs, he is a great actor that has a lot of characters like Frankie and Bob, Maitre Adel, Alphonse, Rafi2 Doumit and other characters that have been invented once Fadi Raidy left their team and made a huge gap by taking with him the amazing characters of Fadia Cherre2a, Pipo, Youssef 2lay2el (AKA Abou Raymond) and his other hilarious characters. The greatest thing in Adel is that during his whole career he was close to people, friendly, and even though I remember him since the age of 12 he didn’t change at all (he has a youth fountain maybe) and made his career path by himself. His new program #‏هيدا_حكي‬ I didn’t like it that much and I still think that ChiNN is a much better program. He simply is a great comedian and actor (Caramel proved it) but he is not the greatest stand up comedian that Lebanese public have seen so far.

Therefore, I would rather Adel Karam keeping a smile on our face by reminding us everyday of the non-return state of Lebanon instead of going in a no-return trip into the dirtiest business in Lebanon: Politics.

as for our MPs this is a tip you shall take into consideration: If you might for once care for the Lebanese people that stupidly voted for you again and again earlier I would suggest the former Minister of Internal Affairs Ziad Baroud for example because there is no other person that is qualified and smart enough for being our President and I am sure in the end we are going to end up with the Army’s General as usual.